TEA & TWO SLICES | On Secret Tunnels And Defending The Honour Of Granville St.
by Sean Orr | New front runner for #douchebagoftheyear: Federal minister says child poverty not Ottawa’s problem. “Is that always the government’s job, to be there to serve people their breakfast?”...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Pub Crawling With Your Children & Sweet Tweets From A Mall
by Sean Orr | Affordable Housing: Some Parts Just Aren’t City Hall’s Job. Although a far cry from Sam Sullivan’s condescending use of pennies to illustrate Vancouver’s portion of taxes (and thus...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Doge Quotes And Brothels Destined For Kits Beach Bike Path
by Sean Orr | Goodbye 2013, The Year We Broke The Internet.This is not a glitch in the system. It is the system. Readers are gullible, the media is feckless, garbage is circulated around, and everyone...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Dissing BC And Doubting Global Warming In The Cold Snap
by Sean Orr | Social media standards: Calgary councillor stands by ‘global warming alarmist’ tweet. This person is also holding an inquest into why his drink got colder when he added ice to it. When...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Beavers Against Resource Extraction And Legal Prostitution
by Sean Orr | Coal derails climate; climate derails coal: CN Rail says beavers, rain to blame for Burnaby derailment. Even Canada’s national symbol is against coal shipments! “It’s not something that...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Broken Hands And Jaywalking In The Drug Ravaged War Zone
by Sean Orr | Caveat: some of these links might be a little dated because I’m typing with a wound. For some reason I punched a ceiling while performing with my band Needs and I broke my hand. I guess...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Alcoholic Freezie Arrests And Burning Down Our Skateparks
by Sean Orr | Vancouver Election Has Bigger Issues Than Bike Lanes. “I felt compelled to see these protestors in person. A younger, more angsty self would have wanted to mock and troll them…but I’m...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Cyclist Beatdowns And DTES “Factions” Turning On Eachother
by Sean Orr | Drastic actions: Your crappy car can become a down payment on a new Vancouver condo. “Got a beater car worth at least $5,400″? Nope. Nobody does. If it’s worth 5,400 it ain’t a beater....
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Hating Cyclists And Bus Drivers Who Aren’t Good Human...
by Sean Orr | Dziekanski 2.0? Mexican woman who died after CBSA arrest hung herself rather than be deported. No one is illegal. Rally today.Taking a page out of the Ken Dobell playbook: Chuck Strahl...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Scandal Evasion Tactics & Cops Shutting The Liquor Stores
by Sean Orr | Our scary-eyed Premier is now a meme generator.What’s that? Another scandal? Quick, get our henchman to attack the NDP! David Eby: Champion of the poor, or anti-cop showboater? “At...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES: On Unchill Dudes And Trying To Manufacture The Race For Mayor
by Sean Orr | Ramping it up: “Dude Chilling Park” sign approved by Vancouver Park Board. “People worked very hard to clean up the area and this sign sends the wrong signal”, says Steven Bohus of RAMP,...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Jumping From A Gondola And Breaking Out The Pitchforks
by Sean Orr | So simple, even a caveman could do it: Ottawa Mayor Jim Watson seeks more housing cash from budget. Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can do that? As a mayor? You just have to ask? Why the fuck...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Helping Alcoholics & Pot Smokers Scaring Noobs On The...
by Sean Orr | Affordable rents shrinking by the year in Downtown Eastside: report. Gentrification is real, but it can be mitigated. As I’ve said time and time again (and as this article says), “The...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Melting Medals & Forcing The Last Low Income Tenants Out
by Sean Orr | Last low-income tenants at Olympic Village are being “forced out”. Maybe we can melt down all our Sochi medals and turn them in for scrap so we can pay their bills. Or you know, maybe we...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | And Thirty Year Plans And Free Candy From Suspicious Blue...
by Sean Orr | Gregor listened! The mayors from Canada’s largest cities gathered in Ottawa on Wednesday to call on the federal government to pony up more cash for housing. Ok, what else do you guys...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Hungry Developers And Dressing Up The Homeless In Tuxedos
by Sean Orr | Coleman Country: BC Gov’t Poised to Move Against Portland Hotel Society. Behold the old standby of divide and conquer, and it’s really quite genius: federal and provincial government...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Misplacing Over 10,000 Jobs And How To Avoid Everything
by Sean Orr | BC Jobs Plan: BC lost 10,400 jobs in February. I’m sure they’ll show up somewhere. Happy Woman’s Day! A ‘boring’ story: ‘Alice’ to start carving out Evergreen Line. Tunnel? But where are...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Condo NIMBYs And Sanitizing “Exotic” Chinatown For The...
by Sean Orr | Stuck in the middle with you: City proposal ignores ‘deplorable’ reality of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside. The anti-poverty activists say this doesn’t go far enough, and the...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Letting The Market Do Its Work And Poverty Pimps...
by Sean Orr | LAPping it up: City’s plan gets most things right, but market should be allowed to do its work. “I arrived in Vancouver in 1968 and the DTES was an issue then,” writes Michael A....
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Hyenas Hounding The Portland Hotel Society And TED Elitism
by Sean Orr | For all the hyenas like Pete McMartin and developer Michael Geller foaming at the mouth in light of the Portland Hotel Society’s spending details, remember that not a dollar of public...
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