TEA & TWO SLICES | On Dishwashing For Free And Douchetastic Restaurant Pickets
by Sean Orr | Oh boy (watch above): Escalating Conflict at Restaurant Pickets: Vandalism and assault charges surround gentrification protests. Everyone in this drama is a douchebag.Meanwhile, Landlord,...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES: On Assaulting Cyclists & The Most Hated Political Journo In...
by Sean Orr | Vancouver officer charged with assaulting cyclist. Watch the footage above for the damning evidence (of the only redeeming quality of smartphones).Vancouver mayor and police chief say...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Young BC Liberals & Choosing Drug Dealers Over Restaurants
by Sean Orr | Has Stephen Harper Been Looting the Canadian Treasury? Who wouldn’t? If I was the Prime Minister, I would demand the finest wines available to humanity. I want them here, and I want them...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Inventing Heritage And The Craft Of Truth And...
by Sean Orr | Happy Truth and Reconciliation Week! Canada rejects UN rights panel call for review of violence on aboriginal women. “[the] Harper government has been skeptical in part because it allows...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Secret Cameras And DTES Activists Turning On Themselves
by Sean Orr | Two Chefs, One Camera? Vancouver restaurant owner allegedly had secret camera in bathroom ‘filming people doing their stuff’. Maybe he was just trying to get a Bosomworth. Oh, that’s...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Kanye’s Latest Cancellation And Just Saying No To Crack
by Sean Orr | Rob Ford video won’t prove crack use, lawyer says. And the numerous clandestine meetings with a drug dealer don’t prove anything either. Also, there is no video. And best of all, “Ian”...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Vancouver’s Best Craigslist Ad And Being “Pretty Right...
by Sean Orr | The whole system is ‘rigged’: Protest outside Christy Clark’s home is unlikely to sway the public. Feel sorry for Kristy? Say it ain’t so. Public leaders are public. I remember every time...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Vancouver’s Two Wilsons And Sleeping In On A Big News Day
by Sean Orr | Aaaaaand go: Rob Ford : ‘Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.’. Probably, I dunno. I can’t remember. My fucking brain cells are toast, probably from all that…oh wait...Much trubble! But for...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Invented Traffic And Lighting East Van Townhouses On Fire
by Sean Orr | B.C. government wasted $66M in 12 years on failed reforms, child watchdog says. Sometimes I like to picture the government like this Kids in the Hall sketch.Vancouver tops L.A. as ‘most...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Waving The Wrong Flag And Mount Pleasant’s Vertical Forest
by Sean Orr | “Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump, The spirit-stirring drum, th’ear-piercing fife, The royal banner, and all quality, Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war!” First...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Mayors Goin’ Down And Doing Yoga In Front Of Captive...
by Sean Orr | Speaking of going down…Rob Ford Is Too Busy Eating His Wife’s Pussy to Eat Staffer Pussy. When the mayor goes down, he really goes down. Or as Jon Stewart says, “please, let that be the...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Getting The Day Off And Gambling On The Queen Of Saanich
by Sean Orr | This too shall pass: Rob Ford lies three times in first minutes of Peter Mansbridge interview. Oh, Mansbridge…once such a shining beacon of due diligence and lofty repute, traduced by a...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Turtlenecked CSIS Agents & Public Masturbation ‘On The...
by Sean Orr | Isolated on Iran: Another embarrassment for Canada on the world stage. I love it. It’s like Canada was this 90 pound weakling late to the puberty party and was sick of never being invited...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Our Poor People Procreating And The Problems Of The Rich
by Sean Orr | Plans for new Downtown Eastside housing debated. “We must not go forward with some ideological position”. Yes, but if I argue with you then I must take up a contrary position.After all,...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On The Scourge Of Terrible Blogs And Weed Smoking Mounties
by Sean Orr | More Lower Mainland Rental Housing, But For Whom? ”This is the fundamental absurdity: [the B.C. government] gives $375 for shelter, but this is not enough for market housing anywhere in...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Gawking At The Wealthy And Commercial Drive On Steroids
by Sean Orr | Vancouver sets maximum initial rents for rent-only buildings. They should have stuck with their original albeit very cryptic slogan of “affordable is what someone is able to afford”....
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Protesting Charity But Not The Destruction Of Old...
by Sean Orr | Demolition near for 122-year-old building in Vancouver’s old Japantown. Which is a shame, but then if someone was to restore it, and say, put in a restaurant, that would be waaaay worse,...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Inner City Neglect And The Debunked Foreign Ownership Myth
by Sean Orr | Opinion: Aging immigrants an expensive problem for Canada. Or, we want the young ones so they can be our nannies and drive our cabs, but just let the grandparents die in the comfortable...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Saint Nick In The Clink And Harper’s Horrible, No Good...
by Sean Orr | Horrible Anus: Harper’s horrible year comes full circle. “Call it the curse of Chief Theresa Spence…”. Oh, right! Because she’s just some sort of mystical Indian medicine woman and not an...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES | On Collective Amnesia And The Brazen Selfishness Of Our...
by Sean Orr | Vancouver proposes to send gay councillor to Sochi Olympics over discrimination. Stephen Quinn asks the mayor if this decision was meant to be provocative (as if Gregor passed the...
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