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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Employee Payouts And The Media Covering Heroin Overdoses
by Sean Orr | Add me: PMO asked staff to supply ‘enemy’ lists to new ministers. One would hope that the list was 33 million names long.Central perk: Employee perks show B.C. ferries (sic) is out to...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Ghetto Hellos And Newspapers Trying To Make Sense Of Art
by Sean Orr | The knife has two sides: A Letter To The Editors: Restaurants Aren’t The Problem. As silly as I think the protests are, obsequious editorials like this are much, much worse. Statements...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Thai Shuttlecocks And Leave Me Alone I’m Just A Dishwasher
by Sean Orr | Not a day goes by when Howard Rotberg’s Exploring Vancouverism isn’t relevant: Pete McMartin: Floods! Crime! Crack videos! And, um, bike lanes! “When you inhabit paradise, the merest...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Beer Boat To Detroit And Our Unappreciated Developers
by Sean Orr | Aww…Lower Mainland developers feeling unappreciated for community contributions. Because if they weren’t forced to they would totally do it just out of the goodness of their hearts,...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Gardening With Marijuana And Who The Hell Drinks Vodka?
by Sean Orr | Will We Ever Learn the Whole Truth About Sammy Yatim’s Death? 10 cops can’t apprehend a distraught 110 pound 18 year old so they shoot him. 9 times. Then they taser him to be sure. Not...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On The New “No Rain” Policy And Dumping Champagne On Poets
by Sean Orr | Everything is political: Liberals admit health infrastructure spending promises were ‘for political purposes’ only. Yeah, plus every other thing in their campaign.Crumbling Strathcona...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Privatizing Poop And Naked Ladies On Vancouver Rooftops
by Sean Orr | Cross Border Coppers: American Cops Don’t Belong in Canada. Stand your ground! Oh, wow. That was a really unfortunate turn of phrase, but you know what I mean.Security theatre: Via Rail...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Hippy Invasions And Douglas Coupland Being A Total Jerk
by Sean Orr | Paradise Costs: Vancouver is pricey—and it’s about to get a whole lot pricier. By Dermod Travis, the executive director of IntegrityBC, which apparently hates infrastructure.Sick day:...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Shadenfreude Cruise And Local Media Going To The Dogs
by Sean Orr | Relax, Sean. It’s satire! Toronto really is superior to Vancouver. “Not everyone in Toronto is stoned all the time. They’re far more likely to be drunk”. Indeed, and Rob Ford leads by...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Translink’s Derps And The Prudish (But Still Sexy) 69%...
by Sean Orr | Compassholes: SkyTrain won’t take bus transfers with new Compass Card system. Translink’s new motto: We drive you…insane. And it’s not like you can just take the bus to where you are...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Quiet Snowmobiles And Who Smashed The Window At Cuchillo?
by Sean Orr | Giving Translink a run for their money: CP Rail refuses to pay for Lac-Mégantic clean-up. It’s worth keeping in mind that CP’s Hunter Harrison is the highest paid CEO in Canada…Meanwhile,...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Missing Rivers And The Art Of Blaming Hipsters For...
Use of Forcillo: Toronto cop charged with second-degree murder in Sammy Yatim streetcar shooting. Some are worried he is being made an example of, sort of like when you shoot someone 9 times on an...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Missing Porno Flicks And The Facade Of “Diner en Blanc”
by Sean Orr | York kidding me: Wrongful evictions claims disputed by landlord of Downtown Eastside building. Stephen Lippman might be a slimeball, but the protesters giving the finger to Geoffrey “cool...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Big Media Boobs And Monuments To Victims Of Capitalism
by Sean Orr | What Would Jon Ferry Do? Climate change and rising water could become Vancouver’s worst enemy. This, apparently, is some kind of revelation for the people down at The Province newspaper....
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Canadian War On Culture And Stealing Back Your Bicycle
by Sean Orr | I never thought I would ever find myself defending Translink, especially so soon after the Compass debacle, but…Jewish groups fight TransLink over Palestine ad campaign. Are they going to...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Torrential Rain & Harper Admitting He Doesn’t Smoke Weed
by Sean Orr | Cult of personality: Justin Trudeau pitches federal move to Gregor Robertson. Or, at the very least, keep him supplied with fresh BC bud.Puff piece: ‘Do I seem like I smoke marijuana?’...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Canada’s “Cultural Conundrum” And Another Day On The DTES
by Sean Orr | Happy belated Labour Day: Labour Day’s Radical Roots. Or is it actually a scam? Perhaps the Americans could use an extra letter: Labour Day lasts 17% longer in Canada because of the extra...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Brazen Bike Thefts And The Sucking Sound Of Our Newspapers
by Sean Orr | Bait and switch: Vision Vancouver accused of “misleading” residents with use of term “affordable housing”. “What’s wrong with that?” replies Kerry Jang, a tacit admission of obfuscation...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Sauder School Of Douchebags And A Tax On All Our Tokes
by Sean Orr | The big news over the weekend was this offensive chant at UBC during Frosh week. The big question, then, is if business schools incubate criminals and not just douchebags?We need some...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Troll Under The Province And Registering Our Criticism
by Sean Orr | Trolls will be trolls: Our universities need to educate, not ban. Yup. He went there. Jon Ferry pretty much just said of the rape chant, “boys will be boys”, and chalks it up to...
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