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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Spoiling Dive Bars & The Smoking Ruin Of Our Weed Economy
by Sean Orr | Peter MacKay’s emails to staff: Moms change diapers, Dads form leaders. Women everywhere would be outraged, that is if they weren’t so busy running around changing diapers and making...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Stumblebums And Observing The Real Manbuns Of Vancouver
by Sean Orr | Pete McMartin in the Vancouver Sun: Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside is a ghetto made by outsiders. Did he not watch the video that accompanied his own article? Also, what the hell is a...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Civic Engagements & Railroading Through Our Neighbourhoods
by Sean Orr | Original city-builders vs. the new city builders: CP Rail orders Arbutus corridor community gardens, property, businesses to be removed. It’s rumoured that the trains will be outfitted...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Urban Noise & Old Journalists Who Have Never Smoked Weed
by Sean Orr | Traffic: British Columbians headed south on the road to legal weed will need to beware of a few potholes. Get it? Potholes!!! Apparently, The Province newspaper thinks you’re all the...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Secret Swimming Spots & The Joys Of Political Masturbation
by Sean Orr | In The Province newspaper: Point, Counter Lapointe. It’s comforting to see that our newspapers are reducing the local political landscape to a contest of retail store brands. Apparently,...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Big Fat Payouts And “Trendy” $800 Bachelor Suites On...
by Sean Orr | This is not an AC/DC reference: By the numbers: B.C. budget back in black. More money for welfare and teachers right? Wrong. More money for payouts. Smyth: B.C. finance minister should...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Living Dangerously In A Nanny State With Terrible...
by Sean Orr | I apologise for my lack of posts last week. God forbid you had to read The Province all by yourself! My computer shut down on the same day as the Great Skytrain Crash of 2014. It turns...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Putting An End To Whale Humping And Evil Hipster Landlords
by Sean Orr | Unfortunate self-fulfilling prophecy: Suspect sought after man stabbed on SkyTrain following Honda Celebration of Light fireworks show. Not saying we told you so, except that we totally...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Gretzky Vs. Gaza And The Masturbation Habits Of...
by Sean Orr | Slurry in a hurry: Residents calling it an environmental disaster: tailings pond breach at Mount Polley Mine near Likely, BC. This raises the question of how likely was this event? Also,...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Aboriginals Having It Easy And Please Show Us Your...
by Sean Orr | Mount Polley wants a cracker: Former Mount Polley Mine employee speaks out about the tailings pond breach. Is that egg on your face, Christy Clark? Oh, no…wait, it’s charcoal! It’s OK...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Getting Denied At Diner En Blanc And Pipeline...
by Sean Orr | A guest writer in The Province is anti-anti-everything: B.C.’s anti-everything movement needs to end. He needs to be reminded that the people who are against the pipelines aren’t...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On CP Rail’s PR Fail & Another Old White Guy Whining About...
by Sean Orr | Free Canada, Trade Harper: Canada’s wine industry may face restrictions if leaked EU trade deal is accurate. Are you sure you want to wake the beast within wine drinkers? Best comment:...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Peeping Drones & Kerrisdale Likened To A Bastion Of...
by Sean Orr | Seizing the means of reduction: Urbanization: Who’d have guessed? Kerrisdale as a bastion of Marxism. It’s a good article, but seizing land is hardly a Marxist thing to do. Just ask our...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Killing Blackbirds And Promising To End Homelessness Again
by Sean Orr | Good question: When politicians promise to run clean campaigns, what does it mean? Hmm, it probably means about as much as when they promise to end homelessness…Related tweet of the...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Barfing Into Fendi Bags & Affluent Kids Moving Into The...
by Sean Orr | We are Tennyson’s mariners, and we’ve eaten the lotus: Vancouver is fast becoming Fat Cat City as luxury purchase opportunities pile up. If you we don’t violently vomit blood-specked rage...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On The First Day Of School And Blaming Trees For A Forest...
by Sean Orr | So, how was everyone’s Working Multiple Temporary Part-Time Minimum Wage Jobs With No Benefits Day?In case you missed it, our Premier celebrated the day by trolling teachers on Twitter...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Terrorist Sex Shops & Teachers Enduring A Twittering...
by Sean Orr | Ha ha, Brazil! First you blew the World Cup, now this: Canada’s degradation of pristine, intact forests leads world. “Researchers suggest oil and gas industry plays a big role”. Thanks...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Voyeuristic Punk Adventurism And Temporary Devil Genitals
by Sean Orr | More voyeuristic, romantic, hagiography regarding the DTES. I expected better from Vice: A look at the punk scene coming out of one of Canada’s Poorest Postal Code. “The scene is, I think...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Arctic Pipedreams & Rabid Bats Loving Guitar-Playing...
by Sean Orr | A perfect metaphor for Vancouver, its population, and its ruling party: Vancouver alleges spam attack as number of Twitter followers mushrooms over the weekend. “I’m the party star, I’m...
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TEA & TWO SLICES | On Joint Agreements & Free Bartenders Serving Tainted Alcohol
by Sean Orr | “Rocks out” should be in quotation marks: Stephen Harper rocks out at Calgary nightclub. “Taking care of business and working overtime at your second part time minimum wage job with no...
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