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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Expensive Poodles And Hipster Senators Mocking First...
by Sean Orr | Just to be extra clear, the $100,000 “controversial” poodle statue on the pedestal at Main & 17th is hilarious and the joke is on you if you don’t get it. There are hundreds of shitty...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Stabbing Suspects, Sugar Daddies, And Canada’s Social Score
by Sean Orr | This is real: Ski bunnies chase sugar daddies at Whistler. Someone at The Province actually got paid to write that.We Need to Redesign Our Economy, wherein it would actually matter that...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Harming Canadian Ideals And Mayor Gregor HatingThe Poodle
by Sean Orr | Illegal eco-protests harm Canadian ideals. Ideals are not written in stone. They evolve and laws change to reflect as much. Would she have had a problem with the Suffragette movement...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Defining Fun And Picketing Fancy Restaurants On The DTES
by Sean Orr | Hey, maybe we should name the controversial Main Street poodle “Ted”? Why TED Is a Massive, Money-Soaked Orgy of Self-Congratulatory Futurism. Yup, and that’s exactly why TED is...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Funeral Parlour NIMBYs And Developers Duping The Media
by Sean Orr | Double down: BC Prosperity Fund and conflicting data on LNG. How are we supposed to trust this government to plan our future when they can’t even keep their own cabinet ministers, let...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On The Truth About Burlesque And Blogging For Room & Board
by Sean Orr | Hey, remember when India lost its shit when the story of its gang rape victim made international headlines? Report alleges RCMP officers gang-raped B.C. woman, calls for action [sound of...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Being Mad At Sean Heather And The Abandonment Of Nuance
by Sean Orr | Still blaming fancy restaurants: Moving on up: Gentrification in Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside. You are only mad at Sean Heather is because he is successful.Social mix has displaced...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Joe Beef’s Pasta Flap And Stephen Harper’s X-Wing Fighters
by Sean Orr | Emperor Palpatine’s New Clothes, or Stephen Harper’s New Plane. Whatever, man. If I was Stephen I would order Bombardier to make me an entire squadron of X-wing fighters. You laugh,...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On The Ethnic Vote Strategy And Fake Mansions In A Fake City
by Sean Orr | Quick win: Clark apologizes for ethnic vote strategy. The only reason her party is bummed is because of the leak. I doubt they would be offended if it had worked. Anyway, it allows for...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Skiing Douchebags And The Belly-Aches Of Bridge &...
by Sean Orr | Hypocrisy abounds! Jon Ferry: Unaffordable megaprojects like the Broadway SkyTrain line must wait until economy is back on track. Oh, you mean like the convention centre expansion, the...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Scandals, Parties, & The Wrong Place For A Homeless Shelter
by Sean Orr | A new headache for the Clark government. So remember, there was the Porchgate scandal that Glenn Clark resigned over (he was later acquitted), something about Fast Ferries, and then...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On The End Of Mista Muggins & Living Large At The Paper Trail
by Sean Orr | Keep it rolling: B.C. Premier Christy Clark criticized for joke about her ex-husband. At this point, Adrian Dix’s best tactic would be to show a 3 hour live special of just Christy Clark...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Main Street Condos & An Old Man’s Opinion On Harm Reduction
by Sean Orr | Borderline offensive: The CBSA and reality television. To be fair, I’d be totally paranoid and constantly on guard if I had to work next to the United States everyday. “As usual, however,...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On The Perils Of Herbal Tea And Protestors Dressed As Big...
by Sean Orr | I saved Latin. What did you ever do? Chinese signs in Richmond ‘way out of hand’, says delegation appealing for more English. This is the same thing as moving to Southern California and...
View ArticleTEA & TWO SLICES: On Hiring From Within And The Anti-Gentrification Front...
by Sean Orr | The great vindication? Study finds number of neighbourhood’s social housing units actually on the rise. “These residents won’t be eating at Pidgin or drinking IPAs across the street at...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Wretching Over Chai & The Real Anarchists Of Vancouver
by Sean Orr | Debate over sexist Clark coverage ramps up. Well, for some, when comes down to it, Dix are always going to be better.I’ve got a huge election: NDP candidate uses dog jackets as campaign...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Moral Romanticism And The Prick Cop With A Charming Accent
by Sean Orr | Oh, neo-liberalism, I love thee: Yahoo! Exclusive: B.C. NDP leader Adrian Dix finds common ground with Stephen Harper. Usually you wait until you’re in office before making concessions to...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Luongo’s Contract And How To Make That Much Money In BC
by Sean Orr | In the wake of today’s NHL Trade Deadline, which came and went with Luongo not being moved, the tweet of the day has to go to Pass it to Bulis:I’ll gladly take Luongo’s contract if he...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Unhappy Airports And Making Light Of Canada’s Wonderland
by Sean Orr | Two Canadians involved in Algerian terrorism attack. “How could anyone from this quiet, comfortable, middle-class neighbourhood end up waging jihad”? Holy shit! Do you still not know...
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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Damn Hippies, Sad Thatcherites, And A Tech Hub On The DTES
by Sean Orr | With the death of Thatcher yesterday, Free Market fundamentalists everywhere have been weeping into their copies of Atlas Shrugged: Margaret Thatcher the revolutionary architect of modern...
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